A collection of beauty

Dec 28

Caching counts for Django's built-in pagination

Sep 26

[video]

Jul 21

The tale of a family of inertial navigators

Who writes about the space shuttle, post-apocalyptic scifi & Scarlett Johansson in one post? Oh, right…me.

Mar 26

“There are 2 hard problems in computer science: caching, naming, and off-by-1 errors.”

Mar 13

I haz a Flickr account.

I haz a Flickr account.

Feb 28

This is all kinds of awesome

This is all kinds of awesome

“I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.” — Roger Ebert

Feb 22

No doubt due to insurance issues (plus, like, the laws of physics and stuff), the Cal team will be engaging in a variant of quidditch known as "muggle quidditch", played entirely on the ground with non-magical equipment.

Feb 16

A conversation I have every month or so

dwineman:

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.
Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?
Website: Fuck entirely off.
Me: (gives up, switches to computer)
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
Me: (drums fingers on desk)
Website: There we go. Isn’t that nice? It’s… what’s the word. Ethnicky.
Me: What are your hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!
Me: I don’t care. What are your hours?
Website: Don’t worry, the menu loads in a new window so the music won’t stop. Can I show you some broken images?
Me: What. Are. Your. Hou. Rs.
Website: I… I don’t know.
Me: (goes to Denny’s)

Feb 11

I’m going there this summer.

I’m going there this summer.

Feb 07

[video]

Jan 30

The original BAMF

The original BAMF

Jan 28

Apple's A4 chip -

The real news here is ARM is marching against Intel from the smallest devices on up…

Apple’s chip is basically a standard ARM CPU (the Cortex-A9), an ARM GPU and a memory controller. Not much real innovation just another case of let’s take the best of everything available and package it better than anyone else (and charge more—rightly so).

I find the “Apple controls the WHOLE supply chain” thing bullshit though…displays and storage components are way more of a trick to secure than CPUs.

Electoral College reform proposal

Electoral College reform proposal